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TonyCowards If Christopher Walken married Avril Lavigne after she’d been wed to JRR Tolkien and Roald Dahl she’d be A. Walken-Tolkien-Lavigne-Dahl.

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TonyCowards My girlfriend wanted a "fairy-tale romance" so I locked her in a tower. If you like my jokes it would be great if… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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TonyCowards @MrBoffly Ah yes, googling it it's definitely a turnstone (a bird, I have to admit, I've never even heard of!).

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